Ask Agatha #23 Puttin’ On The Ritz, Puttin’ On The Style

Dear Aunt Agatha, I could use your help in improving my image. I've been mocked in the media recently because a couple of my tourist...

Ask Agatha #22 Can I Do Well By Doing Well?

Dear Aunt Agatha, Please advise me on how to gain power. I already have an exalted position, but it doesn't allow me to boss people...

Ask Agatha #9 – I Was Hacking Good

My past stands in the way of my future.  I wanted to be a press mogul like Robert Maxwell and Rupert Murdoch, but lacked...

Ask Agatha #18 – Look Upon My Mighty Works And Despair

Dear Aunt Agatha, My problem is that I can’t control things any more. I always used to, and it brought me most of what I...

Ask Agatha #21 Overtaking In The Faslane

Dear Aunt Agatha, I used to be a big shot, but lately things have gone somewhat pear-shaped, and it’s not just my waistline. The fees...

Ask Agatha #17 – They Call Me Old Hat Instead Of...

Dear Aunt Agatha, I want to be the hero who exposes people as extremist nutters. I actually detest people, which is why I enjoy making...

Ask Agatha #3 – An Unqualified Success

Dear Aunt Agatha, Although my name synonymous with beauty, I actually look like Voldemort.  My career has been called “an unqualified success,” largely because I...

Ask Agatha #13 – My Voice Doesn’t Hail Any Respect.

Dear Aunt Agatha, My main problem is my voice; it doesn't command any respect.  People liken it to a cat with claws extended being dragged...

Ask Aunt Agatha #1 – Promising Political Career

Dear Aunt Agatha, I have a serious problem and need advice.  I had a promising political career and had achieved high office.  I worked with...

Ask Agatha #4 – People Want Me To Go

Dear Aunt Agatha, I need your advice on what to do next.  I obtained my present position because although just over half my colleagues regarded...