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Ask Agatha #26 I Want Ministers Just To Be Town Clerks – Why Won’t The People Agree?
Dear Aunt Agatha, Two things hold me back. People think I’m a bore, especially when holding forth on…
Ask Agatha #25 Can I At Least Top One Chart?
Dear Aunt Agatha, I’ve always wanted to be number one, but never made it above number two. Even…
Ask Agatha #20 – Should I Start A New Party?
Dear Aunt Agatha, Should I start a new party? I was a Liberal at university, then I joined…
Ask Agatha #19 – What To Do If I’ve All The Money In The World?
Dear Aunt Agatha, I announced I’d retire next year even though I could have had another 3 years,…
Ask Agatha #18 – Look Upon My Mighty Works And Despair
Dear Aunt Agatha, My problem is that I can’t control things any more. I always used to, and…
Ask Agatha #17 – They Call Me Old Hat Instead Of Cutting Edge
Dear Aunt Agatha, I want to be the hero who exposes people as extremist nutters. I actually detest…
Ask Agatha #16 – I Was Looking Up AA, The Alcoholics Group
Dear Aunt Agatha, I found you by chance when I was looking up AA, the alcoholics group. It…
Ask Agatha #15 – I’m Paid £13,000 A Day.
Dear Aunt Agatha, I’m bored. I really need another job to keep me interested, but since I already…
Ask Agatha # 14 – I Tried to Follow in My Husband’s Footsteps
Dear Aunt Agatha, Excuse me writing to you on my personal e-mail; I don’t want the Feds to…
Ask Agatha #13 – My Voice Doesn’t Hail Any Respect.
Dear Aunt Agatha, My main problem is my voice; it doesn’t command any respect. People liken it to…