Ask Agatha #27 – Someone Else’s Problem Field And Politics

Dear Aunt Agatha, People keep thinking I'm their Lord and Saviour just because of my initials. In fact I'm not Jesus Christ, I'm Just Communist....

Ask Agatha #26 I Want Ministers Just To Be Town Clerks...

Dear Aunt Agatha, Two things hold me back. People think I'm a bore, especially when holding forth on Europe, and they also dislike my high-pitched...

Ask Agatha #25 Can I At Least Top One Chart?

Dear Aunt Agatha, I've always wanted to be number one, but never made it above number two. Even in cabinet I ended up in the...

Ask Agatha 24 – The Brits Will Fall For It…

Dear Aunt Agatha, I ask your help from one good European to another. I started my public life as a Gaullist, named after the man...

Ask Agatha #23 Puttin’ On The Ritz, Puttin’ On The Style

Dear Aunt Agatha, I could use your help in improving my image. I've been mocked in the media recently because a couple of my tourist...

Ask Agatha #22 Can I Do Well By Doing Well?

Dear Aunt Agatha, Please advise me on how to gain power. I already have an exalted position, but it doesn't allow me to boss people...

Ask Agatha #21 Overtaking In The Faslane

Dear Aunt Agatha, I used to be a big shot, but lately things have gone somewhat pear-shaped, and it’s not just my waistline. The fees...

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Ask Agatha #20 – Should I Start A New Party?

Dear Aunt Agatha, Should I start a new party? I was a Liberal at university, then I joined Labour in 1966. I joined the Social...

Ask Agatha #19 – What To Do If I’ve All The...

Dear Aunt Agatha, I announced I'd retire next year even though I could have had another 3 years, and I feel obliged to go through...