We appear to have a politician who is able to give the people something truly useful – goat poop. That being rather what we get when we elect a useful politician like a goat. No, really, compare this to something like the slavery of the Selective Service Act, the taxation to hire diversity advisers, the gross mess of state led education systems. Goat poop really is useful, at least it makes things grow when properly applied:
This newly sworn-in Vermont mayor is the GOAT. Lincoln, a 3-year-old goat, was elected last week as Fair Haven, Vermont’s, pet mayor with 13 votes, according to The Rutland Herald. Following her swearing-in ceremony Tuesday, the Nubian goat’s first act in office raised some eyebrows.
Rather than invading Poland or declaring war on drugs she, well, she what?
The new honorary mayor of Fair Haven, Vermont — a 3-year-old goat named Lincoln — was officially sworn into office this week. Lincoln was dressed in a sash reading “Mayor” for the Tuesday ceremony at the Fair Haven town offices. Town Clerk Suzanne Dechame and the select board were present to deliver the oath of office.
On the way out of the offices, the honorary mayor defecated on the floor — leaving clean-up to the police chief and other attendees.
All sounds more useful than a trade war with China or the abolition of capitalism, doesn’t it?