No, Really, Humans Eated The Megafauna Into Extinction


The Observer gives us a listing of five megafauna that are, sadly, no longer with us. Well, actually, with Megalodon we’re probably rather happy they’re not. Sharks four times the size of Great Whites would make surfing a more than unusually exciting pastime.

The interesting thing about their list is that of the five it’s us humans that ate the four non-Megalodons into extinction. So much for that idea of the naive human hunter gatherer living in harmony with nature, eh?

Pachystruthio dmanisensis

We had a look at this one here:

Another marker to put down about the extinction of the varied megafuana. A lot of which went extinct just as human beings – or varied ancestors of – turned up in the same area. The usual bit being that we eated it. There is, sadly enough, a common misconception about our ancestors. Nature loving, that Rousseauesque fantasy of just drinking the clear water, munching on the acorns that fall unbidden. That humans don’t thrive on acorns matters not a whit to those who share this fantasy of an Elysian past. The truth being that humans – and proto- – were the most vicious beasts out there. That’s why we survived to thrive. It’s not just modern day humans who would scale down a cliff to throttle babbie seabirds for the pot after all. So too with the bargain bucket meal on legs just found.

As the Observer tells us:

The exact reason for Pachystruthio’s extinction is unknown, though it may have been due to some of the deadliest predators of the last ice age.

That’s us of course. And then there’s:


Which wasn’t so much tasty as:

Evidence suggests they were driven to extinction by a combination of climate change and hunting, as humans used their shells for shelters.

And the:

Short-faced bear


Competition from other species, including humans, is thought to have played a part in its disappearance.

And the:


The woolly mammoth is the best-known of the species, and evidence suggests that small populations survived in North America until approximately 10,500 to 7,600 years ago. They could grow up to 4 metres in height and weigh 6,000kg. Extensive hunting by humans and a lack of genetic diversity pushed this relative of the elephant to extinction.

You see the link here? Ancient humans didn’t in fact live at one with nature. They viewed it as lunch on the hoof. So much for that harmony with Gaia shtick then.

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